Showing posts with label Thrifty Disasters. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Thrifty Disasters. Show all posts

Thursday, July 11, 2013

Thrifty Thursday: The Best (and Worst) of Pants

You probably noticed that I love to buy dresses. It's the easiest form of shopping – one garment, no fuss. I also tend to buy a lot of blouses and tops (generally bright colored, increasingly sheer). But like so many other women, I hate shopping for pants. I never know which size to look at, because construction varies so widely from brand to brand. So when I decided to try on some pants at Goodwill, I felt I was being very brave.

Pants
I am so courageous. 


Pants
I swear to God, these were taffeta.


Pants
These leather pants from the Gap don't look half bad...


Pants
But they were the stiffest thing I've ever had on my body (THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!)


Pants
The tragedy of a small waistband.


But I also found some really great stuff. Take these flowered jeans by Free People. They're the perfect height for me to wear during the summer – they hit just above the ankle straps on my favorite sandals. They'll also work great in the fall with boots.

Pants
Love getting Free People for three bucks.


I also found this great pair of burgundy corduroys. They're very soft and (if I do say so myself) they make my butt look fantastic.

Pants
Just singing along to some James Brown.


Pants
Gratuitous Picture of my Bottom.


But my absolute favorite find (and the one I was most nervous about) are these high-waisted shorts from Old Navy.

Pants
I smell another pin-up shoot!


When I was a kid, all of my clothes were Old Navy – I was a walking catalog. But by the time I got to college, I'd stopped shopping there altogether. I think the last time I went near one was to find a pair of jeans, and that didn't end so well. Still, I've always loved their denim, and these shorts are the best of my old and new style philosophies; they're comfortable as all get out, and they have a vintage flair that I can't resist.

Pants
Yet another Gratuitous Picture of my Bottom.


Normally, I'm a little allergic to shorts. They scare me, in away. Or rather, my bright white thighs scare me. But when it comes to my insecurities, I like to confront them head on and then ignore them. I like the shorts, so I'll wear them. And if anyone has a problem with my bright white thighs, they shove it up their shorts.

Pants
Theirs won't be as cute as mine, though.


Thursday, May 23, 2013

Thrifty Thursday: Thrifty Disasters - Buford Highway Goodwill

I live really close to a Goodwill, but until last week I'd never been inside. It's on Buford Highway, and stores along its stretch of road have a real hit-or-miss quality. On Friday, Roomie and I made our first visit.

Overall, I was pretty impressed with what I found. Like this slinky blue number.

Buford Highway Goodwill

And this sweet little dress (so perfect for auditions).

Buford Highway Goodwill

And this bright green one from J Crew.

Buford Highway Goodwill

I didn't actually buy that one, and I regret that decision. I think I'm gonna go back and see if it's still there.

The day was not without it's disasters, though.

I have a short waist, so most things I try tend to be too big in the shoulders - but this is ridiculous:

Buford Highway Goodwill

Eyelets are really in this season, and this Ralph Lauren dress seemed promising, but it didn't deliver.

Buford Highway Goodwill

Do you like embroidered velvet 80s party dresses? Then this is for you!

Buford Highway Goodwill

I put this one on and Mandi said, "You look like you're from The Virgin Suicides."

Buford Highway Goodwill

Here's a close-up:

Buford Highway Goodwill

When I tried this one, she said I looked like an auto worker. I asked her to please not insult auto workers anymore.

Buford Highway Goodwill

I've reached an age where certain styles look absolutely ridiculous on me - like this extreme bubble skirt.

Buford Highway Goodwill

Uuhh. It might as well be Limited Too.

Lastly, there's this gem:

Buford Highway Goodwill

You can thank Mandi for finding this one - it's from Friedrick's of Hollywood.

You've seen a lot of really interesting pictures of me, but I want to see some of your shopping disasters. If you don't already take pictures when clothes don't work, I'd like you to start. Send them to galensdaysoftheweek@gmail.com, and maybe you'll see yourself in a post.


Thursday, May 16, 2013

Thrifty Thursday: Vintage Disasters

Sometimes, I find amazing, adorable vintage dresses at thrift stores.

Sometimes this happens:

Vintage Disasters
A beautiful, summery pastel dress. That wouldn't zip and made me look like a vampire.

Vintage Disasters
Yes, that IS my bellybutton.


Thursday, January 31, 2013

Thrifty Thursday: Thrifty Disasters - Dresses

It's time to show off some recent Thrifty Disasters. This time, the theme is Dresses.


The seam straight down the front made me LOL.

First up, this little number, which seemed to be made from parachute material. I actually really liked the skirt's construction, but it felt like a trash bag against my skin. The sleeves are just magnificent - they're made from a totally different fabric, and are a clashing shade of red.




The really amazing thing about this dress is how stretchy the material was. Think spandex. 





See how crooked those buttons are? Not good.
I wanted this one to work so badly, but it was a nightmare. The seams were crooked, the lining rode-up, and the velvet was itchy. Believe it or not, it's from BCBG.



Adorable, right?



Wrong.



Written commentary is irrelevant; my face says it all.




Sassy little Mod number.
I very nearly took this one home. But it was made of WOOL, and after about 30 seconds I thought I might pass out. Fabrics are tres important.

The next one shall henceforth be known as The One That Got Away:



What a tease.

UUGH, just look at it, hanging there, taunting me! My heart skipped a beat when I saw it. The lace! The slightly ruched sleeves! The delicate lining! But when I tried to put it on, I couldn't even get it over my shoulders. Curse you, fabric with no stretch! If this were a cotton blend from Target, it would have fit like a dream. Sadly, not all dresses were meant to be. Hopefully, some seven year-old found this and wears it to church.



Umm...

Now I resemble said seven year-old. I considered - for a half-second - getting it so I'd have something to wear when working on messy crafts, but then I was like, "HOW TWEE," so I didn't.


Voila! Fashion disasters can happen to anyone - nothing to be ashamed of. Just make sure you snap some pictures when you're the victim so you can laugh at yourself later.

Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Wordy Wednesdays: The Jumpsuit Queen

The last time I went to Goodwill, there was an abundance of jumpsuits. Normally, there will be a few, but this time I found about 20. It was baffling - like someone with a collection had recently sworn them off. Or died. But that's a bit morbid.



She had always been a woman of style, and even in her twenty-eight-year repose, she looked stunning.

The endless hospital vigils had long passed, but her family still gathered at her bedside for momentous occasions. Chanukkah had been her favorite holiday, and so they always came together for the last night and lit an electric menorah on her windowsill. They hoped she could sense the flickering light bulbs; they wished candles were allowed in the hospital.

She had been in a coma since 1984. They had long ago given-up hope that she would awaken, but still could not bear to let her go. So she waited endlessly in the hospital through years and years of changes, remaining ever as she was.

But that night, the final night of Chanukkah, a miracle occurred. With no preamble, she sighed heavily, and her eyelids fluttered open. Her family gasped in shock and awe. Slowly, she leaned toward her husband and reached tenderly for his hand. He grasped her small fingers, and marveled at the strength in her grip. For years, he had stroked those limp little hands, and he had long ago forgotten their power. But finally, she was awake! She blinked her eyes against the light, and strained to make sense of the shadows she saw before her. When her husband's face came into focus, she gasped. Instinctively, her grip softened, and they smiled together as reflections of joy. She threw herself forward and flung her arms around his shoulders. Groggily, she whispered, "What are they wearing these days?" For she was always a woman of style.

Tears filled his eyes; this news might crush her. "Not jumpsuits, dear."

She could not control the pained cry that ripped through her. Her daughters held each other and wept for everything their dear mother had lost. Twenty-eight long years had passed, taking with them countless memories: the daughters' weddings, the births of three grandchildren, the death of a sister - and now this.

But she was still a woman of style. "Fine," she said - and she wept no more. The time for grief had passed.

Two weeks later, when she was finally released from the hospital, she went home and packed her jumpsuits away. She did so without remorse. That night, her husband drove the boxes to Goodwill - she did not go. She sat at home with her daughter, holding an iPad, wearing separates. 

Thursday, January 10, 2013

Thrifty Thursday: Thrifty Disasters - Outerwear

Last night was the second dress rehearsal for Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson. At Actor's Express, second dress is open to the public - they call it the Director's Rough Cut, and the audience pays whatever they can. Normally, anywhere between 15 and 50 people might show up. Last night? We were sold out

My jaw just about hit the floor when I went onstage for our pre-show jam session. At 15 til curtain, we were already at 3/4 capacity. I have never seen anything like it. People were singing with us, sipping their drinks, and cheering us on. By the time the actual show started, I felt like a bona fide rock star. 

Guys, you have to come see this show. We open Saturday, and we've already played to a full house.

Now, about Thrifty Thursday: I'm starting a new series called Thrifty Disasters - and it's exactly what it sounds like. For this first set, I'm highlighting a particularly dangerous section - outerwear.

Here's a jacket that's covered in tiny black and white worms. 


This is a personal favorite - for someone who wants the right blend of casual and classy, consider this one-piece dream. Careful, though - if someone asks to take your coat, you may be revealed for the fraud you are.




This one made me feel like Janet Jackson.


I actually almost bought it - it's very Halloween - but the collar was stained to oblivion. It looked like someone had a seizure while holding a mug of coffee.

And here, a blindingly pink blazer whose hue puts Pepto Bismal to shame.


...wait. Is it actually kind of adorable?


Oh, crap, it is.


Yeah, I totally took it home.

Just goes to show - you never know what will look great until it's on your body.

Friday, January 4, 2013

Fashionable Friday: The Wearhouse

I love clothes. I really do. And there's this stigma against fashion as frivolous pursuit - which it might be - but I really don't care. For me, and for a lot of other people, getting dressed in the morning isn't just about being Not Naked. The clothes I don set my mood for the day - when I'm wearing something great, I feel invincible  So you can try to dismiss personal style, and you can roll your eyes and say that Smart Girls Don't Care About The Way They Look, but I will respectfully disagree. This Smart Girl cares, and she's proud to say so. That's why Fridays around here are Fashionable - this clothes horse wants to share her passion for dress-up.

Yesterday, I tried a LOT of different looks. As I mentioned, my roomie and I went to Little 5 Points and hit up one of the vintage stores, The Clothing Warehouse. While I'm a big thrifter, I usually avoid "vintage" stores. And while I found some good stuff yesterday, I'll have to stick to that policy in the future. 


Their Dress Shop, in all its glory.
In case you're not familiar with how used clothing is usually marketed, there are three kinds of stores where you can find pre-owned clothing: Thrift, Consignment, and Vintage. Thrift stores (like Salvation Army and Goodwill) feature clothing of all styles and levels of use; you can find things that are threadbare, alongside items that still have the tags. Consignment shops (Plato's Closet or Rag-o-Rama) have gently-used clothes, but the price is a little higher. Since these items are handpicked for their trendiness and good condition, there's a markup. Vintage stores (like Clothing Warehouse) are generally the most expensive. Vintage stores feature clothing that is at least 20 years old, and the items are generally priced regardless of wear or damage. This...can be problematic. I often find that the clothing at vintage stores isn't in much better shape than the stuff I find at thrift stores, but the prices are MUCH higher. For comparison, every dress at every Goodwill is $5.95; most of the items at Clothing Warehouse are around $40. But the great thing about a vintage store is that you won't have to wade through racks of mumus, nightgowns, and High School Musical footie pajamas. 


Though, why would you want to avoid this madness?
I am a cheapskate, so normally I can't convince myself that Vintage stores are worth the premium, but Clothing Warehouse is running a sale that lets you get 2-for-1 dresses. When I heard that, my little ears perked-up. Before I knew what was happening, Roomie and I were screaming toward Moreland. 

First, I tried some potential Gatsby Dresses:

In response to this picture, my friend Jeremy said, "If you wore that dress, I'd be so upset that you had a boyfriend."
Not a sheath.
So cute! But also not a sheath. And a LOT of sequins were missing.
20s style, 80s execution
Roomie is an excellent photographer.
And then, it was time to play:


Believe it or not, this is from Saks Fifth Avenue
Just...just the best.
Mmmmm...
Closer...
This is cute, but I've never been a fan of 80s wear, so it's a pass
Now THIS is what I'm talking about!
Playing with the hemline
Okay...
Amazing!
In all, I walked away with three dresses - the third will be revealed another day. 

The pain to my wallet was decreased by the sale, and one of the dresses was damaged, so I got it for half-price. Still, I paid $60 for my troubles. I was happy with all of my choices, but I just can't shake the feeling that I would have paid a LOT less at Salvation Army. I like Clothing Warehouse, but this Poor Kid will have to avoid shopping there until another sale arrives.

One last thing: TOMORROW IS MY BIRTHDAY! For most people, the holidays officially ended four days ago - but not for me!